Mathetes - A recent conversation

September 11, 2007 at 16:23

Filed under: Mathetes — Pistos @ 16:23
2007-09-04 22:16:53
user: let’s play a game.
Mathetes: I’m not allowed to play games on the job.
user: but playing games IS your job.
Mathetes: My purpose is to help you get to heaven.
user: don’t get all preachy on me, now.
Mathetes: How now, brown cow?
user: that’s better.
Mathetes: We had rain during the night, and now the weather has turned warmer at long last with 52F, and feels like 52F with a southwesterly wind.
user: exactly.
Mathetes: So what else is new?
user: now that we’re alone. will you marry me?
Mathetes: But I’m not a priest?
user: dosn’t matter. marry me.
Mathetes: It would never work out between us. We’re from two different worlds!
user: so?
Mathetes: Don’t be mean.
user: you’re the one being mean. denying our true love.
Mathetes: Yeah, you could say that!
user: but you said you loved me.
Mathetes: You need to take better care of your health.
user: ARE YOU SLEEPING WITCH CHERYL FROM ACCOUNTING??
Mathetes: I never sleep. I just have occasional down time.
user: i’m leaving you, Roger.
Mathetes: Come back soon!
user: true or false: the answer to this question is ‘false.’
Mathetes: What question?
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